Why Brazilians Pee Funny
I know what you’re thinking… what a prejudicial bitch! But much like white people don’t get to use the N word, I’m Brazilian all the way, and so is my va-jay-jay, so I get to say #whateverthefuckIwant.
In case you’re curious dude just trying to learn more about the workings of the va-jay-jay or a lady who is pondering “should I or should I not”, let me explain. Although not so pleasing on the eyes (at least for me it isn’t) you’ll find out why you have the carpet down there as soon as you wax and have a pee emergency, forcing you to squat somewhere you probably shouldn’t… that shit just doesn’t flow right. Its like your vag got retarded. Turns out that hair has a purpose after all.
If you ever got a Brazilian bikini wax, you know exactly what I’m talking about…
The fact is, the Brazilian Vag cannot pee straight! I actually might have to add that being very experienced at having a Brazilian vag — by nature and by choice– we can do a better job than most newbies at the waxing biz. But it takes practice and skill and I still pee on myself every now and then, depending on the level of blood in my alcoholic system.
Even with all the pain and all the hassle of being peetarded for a whole month, I still find it extremely valuable (and very fun if I may add) to get that Hitler stache down south. If you don’t like the Hitler stache design, you can do a bunny, a heart or even a letter. Or even better, and my all time favorite, baby skin va-jay-jay. Just please ladies, make sure you try it at least once. Here are some pros and cons:
here are some tips for the newbee:
– always apply baby oil before applying (any) wax
– make sure you know what type of wax is better for your skin/hair type
– get references. You don’t want to end up like this lady: http://www.cloudywithachanceofwine.com/why-you-should-never-get-a-brazilian-wax/
Peace and out bitches!