11DPO & Boobies Say Hello…

smokeThere’s a slight chance that they hurt due to me constantly checking it to see if they hurt. This is the phase that no matter how hard I try, my empty womb overrides my good senses and starts symptom checking everything.

My best friend got pregnant at 31 by accident, she had a “pull-out” baby. How ironic is that? She is now 37 (I’m 31) and her periods are super light, which for what I understand also mean that her lining isn’t all that thick. After being a part of my infertility drama, she feels that she should try to get another one before it’s too late for her. We hoped we would be bump buddies…Well, her boobs hurt, she’s 11 dpo like me. She fees that she will get her positive this month. I’m having side effects from her situation…. my hands cant seem to stop squeezing my boobs to double check that its sore.

Why is it so simple for everyone else t get pregnant? Why did Mother Nature think it was OK to let me go on the path of “it’s OK to start trying to conceive after you’re 30” when you weren’t down with the program? You could have sent many signals that my time was up…

1) smoke signals in the shape of sperm

2) drop a baby off at my door step

3) forgetfulness to take birth control pills. In the 14 years I was on it I think I’ve given you many chances to be my friend and make me forget

4) Of course you could always have made me ovulate while on the pill  like you did with my other good friend who wasn’t even trying. You know we were doing our part by doing it every day. There was plenty funky spunk to go around

5)  immaculate conception

What’s up Mother Nature, wanna scrap?

mother nature

On a second thought, I think I need to be on your good side… I better go plant a tree and beg for your forgiveness for killing those ants.

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About Love,DANI

I have recently developed Obsessive Compulsive Blogging Disorder in order to mask the fact that my ability to procreate might be fully dependent on my bank account balance. Some think I'm bossy others think I'm soft, but the truth is I'm a sugglebunny she-ra wine drinking slave working alpha bitch that just wants to have some goddamn babies. www.LOVEcomaMOM.wordpress.com is something I've always wanted to do since I was a kid and decided to write down all the things my mom did wrong but blogs didn't exist. So I take notes of things I want to teach my imaginary kids, good and bad. You'll find that I fluctuate between loving and crazy wannabe mom. I hope my kids will read this someday. www.LOVEcomaDANI.wordpress.com This one is for my bitches and I write about whatever I want, whatever thought is on my mind that day. Beware, I freely curse ad I'm a firm believer that swear words are here to emphasize my thoughts.

Posted on April 21, 2014, in infertility, lets talk honestly. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Thank you for being hilarious! Very refreshing to smile at a post rather than tear up (that’s “tear” like, “teer”– from your eye… not “tear” like “t’air”.. as in tear shit up. Just thought I should clarify).

    • Well thank you! 🙂 I know exactly what its like… I’ve been reading forums and blogs (because us wannabe mamas cant help it) nont stop and they just made me more anxious!

      For a long time I was going on a debbie downer mode and I just decided to start seeing things differently. I’m surprised that my posts are having a positive effect one others, but even more surprised how its affecting me and how I deal with it. You’d think this would be the other way around…

      Hope to stay in touch with you! XOXO

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