Signs You’ve Been Trying to Conceive for a While
YOU KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO CONCEIVE WHEN…
…Feeling sick makes you excited that this is the month even though you know that week old sandwich could be the culprit.
…You look forward to your boobs hurting and you check daily for pain and color changes.
…Buying a 40 pack of HPT on Amazon seems completely reasonable to you.
…You can’t remember the last time you went to the Doctor’s office and it didn’t involve stirrups.
…All the nurses know you by first name.
…You live in fear that someone is about to break their pregnancy news to you… so you practice what to say but it never comes out natural because inside you’re fuming.
…You forget to pee on a stick one day and freak out about the wasted pee.
…And you have perfect aim when you POAS.
…You had or have a cup of your husband’s sperm in your bag.
…You have deconstructed a pregnancy test in order to “see the line better.”
…You treasure every single moment with the children you don’t yet have.
…Baby clothing stores make you look the other way.
…You avoid babysitting your friend’s kids for no good reason.
…When weird acronyms no longer scare you.
…You check your chart multiple times a day…. As if it’s going to change itself magically.
…Checking your cervical mucus and cervix position has become a part of your pee routine.
…The big O refers to ovulation, not orgasm.
…You spend more on OPKs, HPTs, and fertility treatments per month than you do on yourself.
…Your schedule revolves around your ovulation day.
…You love the idea of being pregnant with multiples.
…You’re the one telling your doctor what’s the next step in your treatment.
…Google already knows what you’re about to search and as soon as you type www. it completes it with fertilityfriend.com
…You refer to sex as BDing.
…Your husband has blue balls because you need to wait until sex can be useful to actually do it.
…Someone asks you “how would you like your eggs?” and you immediately think “fertilized please”.
…You don’t mind telling complete strangers about the things that come out of your vagina…
…Peeing on a stick is the greatest time of the month.
…You belong to forums, blogs and chat rooms and know all about your virtual friend’s cycles.
…You know all the fertility drugs and what they’re used for.
…You can school all your friends about the reproductive system and all its tricks.
…You check the toilet paper after every wipe to analyze your CM.
…Your month is divided in waiting to O and waiting to POAS.
…you feel this is the month, every fucking month.
…Crying and laughing can happen within the same hour.
…You can stab yourself with a needle without even looking.
CAN YOU ADD TO THE LIST?
…You type an email to a student and spell check suggests “ovulating” as the correct entry to a misspelled “evaluating”. 24 Months and Counting
…You keep Wondfos in your gym bag WTF Ovaries