Know Thy Origins


Why do kids draw their parents in the shape of penises? They know where they come from that’s why.

On my wait to the doctor this morning, we parked our truck and walked to the hospital. There’s some construction going on so they built a temporary walkway and to give it a joyful vibe they displayed several drawings by┬ákids from a nearby school.

As I’m walking, I stare at the drawings and notice a penis pattern.. Wtf!? Where do these kids get inspiration from? It must be from genetic memory, how else would they draw penises better than I can?




About Love,DANI

I have recently developed Obsessive Compulsive Blogging Disorder in order to mask the fact that my ability to procreate might be fully dependent on my bank account balance. Some think I'm bossy others think I'm soft, but the truth is I'm a sugglebunny she-ra wine drinking slave working alpha bitch that just wants to have some goddamn babies. is something I've always wanted to do since I was a kid and decided to write down all the things my mom did wrong but blogs didn't exist. So I take notes of things I want to teach my imaginary kids, good and bad. You'll find that I fluctuate between loving and crazy wannabe mom. I hope my kids will read this someday. This one is for my bitches and I write about whatever I want, whatever thought is on my mind that day. Beware, I freely curse ad I'm a firm believer that swear words are here to emphasize my thoughts.

Posted on May 3, 2014, in Humor, lets talk honestly and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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