Category Archives: Humor

TMI Alert: leaking

tmiAre you guys leaking like crazy or is it just me? I’ve been having a lot of cervical mucus since the very beginning but this past week the leakage has crossed the line! Read the rest of this entry

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My First Pregnant Moment

ASpregI leave work at about 5:30 and yesterday in particular I was starving by 5pm. I have friends visiting from Australia so on my way home I called my husband and my parents to tell them we were going out to eat as soon as I got home cuz I could not wait to eat.

When I finally saw everybody it was a fest, I haven’t this seen this friend in years, so there was a lot of catching up and hugging to do. My parents weren’t coming because they wake up at 4am for work so I convinced them to come by going to this Thai restaurant that my dad always wanted to try and offering to pick up their bill. We finally make it to the restaurant there as 1 hour wait. I was hungry but I was happy, I can wait a little bit, I thought. The owner came out and complimented us while we waited.

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IVF Update: 6dp5dt Live Pregnancy Test

Oh man, I should not have done this! Watch through the end and let me know what you think… Don’t judge based on the beginning of the video…

Manual to Surviving Mother’s Day & Why I Will Never Eat Kale Chips

surviving mother's day1)      Buy plenty of booze.

2)      Drink it. The end.

Mother’s day is nothing more than a made up holiday created by people who work at greeting card companies and whose parents weren’t murdered. Try not to sweat it too much.

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Stick Figure Family Stickers – You’re Not That Skinny!

stick fugure familyHey, you! What’s the deal with all the stick-family-car-stickers-cars bragging about how many times they’ve had unprotected sex and it worked?

This is out of control! This has gone too far! I saw a “position open” stick figure family stick and they apparently were casting for the mom position… well, it could have been the dad too…you never know these days.

One a side note… I might just get one one those one day and I don’t plan on adding my IUI doctor in the picture…in case you were wondering.

 

Vlogging or V-logging? Either way, here I come!

Where is this blogging addiction going to end? Holy shit, I totally switched from obsessing over infertility to obsessing over blogging about infertility. Started a Vlog! How do you pronounce this fucker, is it Vlog, or V-log?

I have always posted videos on YouTube (on a different account) but I have now decided to do it for real. It’ll be so great to watch all this stuff when I’m 60 years old. Maybe not, considering all the wrinkles I’ll have on my face at that age. Hopefully I’ll still be able to see the videos by then but not so great that I won’t notice the wrinkles so much. #foreverhopeful

The Vlog/V-log is still a baby, I’m still learning and have many improvements to make in art and editing skills. I’m moving 4 videos over from a different account, so they’ll have the same upload, but just this once. Good news! My husband has finally decided to jump on board and do this with me! I’m super stoked about that. I’m sure he’ll take baby steps on letting me record him but I’ll creep in little by little. It’ll just make the videos so much more fun to watch later.

Disclaimer: don’t let my usage of the word “fun” in this post fool you into believe these posts are actually fun to watch hahahha. I’m just ranting about my cycle and doctor visits for now but I’ll get good at this — I promise — and we’ll make more videos about our life and where we life.

 

 

Know Thy Origins

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Why do kids draw their parents in the shape of penises? They know where they come from that’s why.

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Signs You’ve Been Trying to Conceive for a While

 

YOU KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO CONCEIVE WHEN…

…Feeling sick makes you excited that this is the month even though you know that week old sandwich could be the culprit.

…You look forward to your boobs hurting and you check daily for pain and color changes.

… You touch your boobies more than your husband does.

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Why Brazilians Pee Funny

I know what you’re thinking… what a prejudicial bitch! But much like white people don’t get to use the N word, I’m Brazilian all the way, and so is my va-jay-jay, so I get to say #whateverthefuckIwant.

brazilian-waxing-3In case you’re curious dude just trying to learn more about the workings of the va-jay-jay or a lady who is pondering “should I or should I not”, let me explain. Although not so pleasing on the eyes (at least for me it isn’t) you’ll find out why you have  the carpet down there as soon as you wax and have a pee emergency, forcing you to squat somewhere you probably shouldn’t… that shit just doesn’t flow right. Its like your vag got retarded. Turns out that hair has a purpose after all.

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